So, this afternoon it was a lazy lunch day. Which means use up the left overs in the fridge. As I am getting out pizza to reheat, plating up the assembly line to place in the microwave and serve I notice dog hair on the pizza……UmMMMMM DISGUSTING!!!!!!! Whith my 9 year old standing next to me, I said:EEEEEWWWWWWW…..so gross……how did that get there????? and tossed it in the trash. That is when the confession came out……
Well,uhhhh, you see mom. I meant to tell you last night after dinner. (it was his job to put leftovers in fridge last night after dinner)
The little turd dropped pizza on the floor, where the dog lays and instead of throwing those pieces in the trash and calling it a day, Hunter proceeded to pile them on in with the others. It was not one, not two, but three pieces of pizza that fell.
My response:”are you freaking kidding me!!!!!”
Hunters response:”Mom, its not like its poisoned.”
My come back:”so you mind taking these?”(3 lovely pieces of pizza, with dog hair on them)…..
Hunter:”Ummmmmm, I see your point.”
……Oh this kid kills me!